Our own status
We watch ourselves too
Same poller, same embeds, pointed at our own infrastructure. If this page is down, that is its own kind of answer.
All systems operational4 of 4 components healthy, no open incidents
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Components
Last 90 daysIncident history
| Date | What happened | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| 2026-07-14 | Poller queue backed up behind a slow upstream page. Updates lagged by up to 9 minutes. Timeout per source reduced to 5s. | 41m |
| 2026-05-02 | Planned VPS kernel upgrade. Bot offline, no data loss, bindings resumed automatically. | 12m |
| 2026-03-19 | Discord API rate limit changes caused edit failures on large servers. Backoff logic rewritten. | 1h 06m |
Uptime is measured from our own probes every 60 seconds. Maintenance windows are announced in the support server at least 24 hours ahead.