Everything, minus the dashboard nobody opens

One embed per binding, rewritten in place on every poll. Colour follows severity, fields follow your component list, and the footer always shows when the data was fetched.

Alerts fire on transitions, not on every poll. Map each severity to a role, mute a component during planned maintenance, set quiet hours for anything below major.

Statuspage, Instatus, BetterStack, Cachet and Uptime Kuma are read through their own APIs. Anything else: a JSON path, an RSS feed, or a plain HTTP check with an expected status code.

Per-component daily rollups, stored on our side, so a vendor wiping their timeline does not erase your evidence. Export as CSV from the dashboard.

Sign in with Discord and manage every server you administrate: add bindings, rename components, pause a watcher, read the poll log. Slash commands stay available for people who prefer them.

No message content intent, no analytics vendors, no resale of anything. Runs on a single dedicated VPS with encrypted backups and a public status page of its own.